the walk of shame back from the toilets in a restaurant is the worst bit. you know you pooped. and no pee could have taken that long, so everyone else has a good idea that you probably pooped. people know.
they know about the poop you just did.
Things Girls Have To Do In The Shower:
-wash the face (have you ever tried to get makeup off)
-wash the body
-try to get conditioner out & fail to get it all out
-did i mention shave that takes a long time
-like summon satan and stuff
Things Boys Have To Do In The Shower:
-i dunno i think my brother uses soap sometimes
Don’t complain when my showers not 5 minutes long
Why are we so ashamed of periods? … Women’s bodies are incredibly sexualized in our media and in our every day experiences. So much so that even mentioning menstruation sends a lot of people into kindergarten levels of EW. And why? Because for a moment, you have broken the spell. And suddenly, you are no longer a magical mannequin unicorn fairy existing purely for the sexual fantasy of other people. Suddenly, you’re a human being! (X)
let’s play “i hope i am using this very fancy long and difficult to pronounce word that i only ever read in a book in the right context”
puberty is so fucked up girls shed their inner organs and boys get to have orgasms in their sleep